The Beatles are the most overrated band of all time.
People who are really into pirates are normally also not funny.
White, college educated feminists who spend alot of time defending Family Guy, because it's a part of college culture, whilst berating others for liking hiphop/porn/16 year old girls are typically the reason I avoided most other Feminist Studies majors while I was a student.
Medical care is often invasive and uncomfortable, but for your safety you should hold still and consider your readjusting your own anxiety level.
Certain fandoms have more embarrassing fans than others. Jpop fans are some of the worst.
I would eat a dog if it tasted like bacon.
Sarcasm and irony are usually only funny in very small, clever amounts.
The actions of Israel are a justifiable reason for Islamic fundamentalism, although Islamic fundamentalism is not justifiable.
Dane Cook has never been funny.
Hanging out with couples is awkward for everyone who is not in the relationship.
If you use the term "over-dramatic", I will note it.
Enjoying shallow things is not necessarily part of being a shallow person. It just means you have varied interests.
When you're out with a group of friends, pretend you're happy even if you are not, eventually you will be.
Being medicated every day for the rest of your life really is a better alternative to being horribly depressed and anxious.
A dog is not a baby.
You should fill in your eyebrows with shadow if you're going to pluck them, otherwise they'll be too light.