Step One: Take S/mileage, Enjoy Ogawa Saki's stoned glare. Realize that everyone is really way too young.
Step Two: Add Kikkawa Yuu who makes me have discussions with myself about how old seventeen "is".
Step Three: Kitahara Sayaka who is going to age into being the Next Yoshizawa Hitomi, but has no idea yet, because she's like, a neonate.
Step Four: I made this.
Step Five: Replace this current Morning Musume lineup with the above mentioned H!P Eggs.
Step Six: Blog your opinions about the new lineup on the internet, where you can find people to whom shit like this is even relevant.